TOTAL ANNIHILATION
The Bears All-world return man, Devin Hester.
I'm not mincing words, and I'm not getting your hope up either. Unless your team name is the Fumblers, I have nothing to say about your team or any of its players. The Biggest Fumblers did it all this weekend including winning the game of the week and putting up a ridiculous 139. Our lead story though was the unbelievable effort by the Bears defense and special teams. Led by Devin Hester, the Bears D/ST put on a show of historic fantasy proportions. Sacks, INT's, return touchdowns and pick-6's... Chicago did it all and embarrassed Detroit for 60 minutes. RIP Al Davis did have a noteworthy performance as well. With the Hoisters taking a loss, Al Davis moves to sole possession of first place in the BIG TIME. Donkey Power, Suck for Luck and the newly-christened CJ2YPK also got the "W." in week 10. (..See Casey, Chris Johnson took offense to your name-calling and he stepped it up. All he needed was for his manager to light a fire under his butt.)
We had some crazy high scores and some painfully bad ones as well. I anticipated some higher scores this week with everyone back from bye for the first time since week 4. Week 11 we go back to one last week of byes, and we'll see if the scores take a hit for it. Time to hand out some hardware to the Fumblers franchise:
WEEK 10: Awards
Owner of the week: The Biggest Fumblers (139pts)
It was domination for top to bottom by the Fumblers, as Raiders, Cowboys and Bears were running rampant. It started off with Denarius Moore lighting up the Chargers on Thursday night, then continued with rookie-sensation DeMarco Murray. Murray has looked awesome since his emergence into the Cowboys starting lineup and ran for 135 against Buffalo. The final asteroid that broke the camel's back, however was that stalwart of a defense, the Chicago Bears. Best of all the Fumblers got a meaningful win that keeps him just 1/2 game out of the playoffs.
Player of the week: Bears D*, 32pts (Fumblers)
I dont' think I ever remember a defense actually outscoring ALL other fantasy players in a week, but the Bears did it here. 4 interceptions and 3 touchdowns will do that though. I'm picking up the vibe that this Devin Hester fellow is the real deal. That slippery bar of soap may slide himself all the way to Canton someday.
[Honorable Mention: Arian Foster, 30pts]
Double-take Award: Michael Bush, 28pts (FormerlyKnownAsFavre) & Denarius Moore 24pts (Fumblers)
Michael Bush is good! Who knew? The raiders seem set at tailback for a while, with McFadden & Bush. Their wide receiver's also seem to be in good hands as the rookie Denarius Moore puts his name on the fantasy map.
[Honorable Mention: Laurent Robinson, 19pts]
Coaching move of the week: The Biggest Fumblers
Hakeem Nicks played, Julio Jones played, but no. Caleb wanted to start Denarius Moore and it got him the second highest total of the season with 139. Even if he decides to start Nicks who had a solid 10 points, then the Fumblers loose by 2.
Special Teams Award: Bears D, 32pts (Fumblers)
I'm pretty sure we've talked about these losers long enough. The Fumblers kicker didn't do to bad either with 15 points. The fumblers are now the proud owners of the #1 Defense and the #2 Kicker in fantasy football.
[Honorable Mention: John Kasay, 18pts]
The Weekly Haha Award: Stevie Johnson, 0pts (My Team -)
The unofficial winner of the award was Matthew Stafford because he looked like a goober. Stevie Johnson had infinitely less fantasy points though. Although he left the game late with a shoulder injury, he played 3+ quarters with 2 catches for 8 yards.
[Dishonorable Mention: Jets D, -1pts]
I'm calling you out Jets D; you may have gone against a powerful offense, but you cant go into the red like that if you are going to call yourself an elite defense.
Speaking of that elite Jets defense, they'll go up against the Broncos this Thursday in Thursday Night Football. I can't wait to sit in my garage for 3 hours and listen to it on the radio.**
Predictions on our playoff race? Let me know who you think the fortunate four are that get in.
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* From this point on anyone's defense scoring over 19 points on me is kicked out of the league.
** Yeah I'm not doing that.
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