Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Week 8 Recap... and Fun with Math!!


    The SkinsWillWin2014 is establishing his dominance as the clear team to beat in the Fish division and entire BIG TIME league and has now grabbed Coach of the Week in 3 of the past 4 weekends.  But before we get to the power rankings, there are stats to be stated.  We are past the halfway point of the regular season and you vets know what that means! Stats stats stats!  Other than the 7 or 8 things I'm thinking of off hand, what is more fun than stats?! So welcome to another edition of every owner's favorite blog feature: Fun with Math!


FUN WITH MATH
Scoring Average (Weekly)
  1. 112.4 = Skins2014
  2. 108.5 = Hunk Hoisters
  3. 104.6 = BigTimeJohnson
  4.   96.6 = Fumblers
  5.   95.3 = Jumbo Gumbo
  6.   94.0 = Forgetting BM
  7.   92.1 = Team Ott
  8.   86.5 = Men of Troy
  9.   85.9 = FKA Favre
  10.   85.3 = My Team -
Strength of Schedule (Opponent weekly scoring Avg)
  1. 108.0 = Forgetting BM
  2. 104.8 = BigTimeJohnson
  3. 103.0 = Fumblers
  4. 102.8 = Hunk Hoisters
  5.   96.5 = Skins2014
  6.   94.9 = My Team -
  7.   87.3 = Team Ott
  8.   87.0 = Men of Troy
  9.   85.9 = FKA Favre
  10.   84.6 = Jumbo Gumbo
Scoring Differential (Season)
  1. +127 = Skins2014
  2. +  85 = Jumbo Gumbo
  3. +  46 = Hunk Hoisters
  4. +  39 = Team Ott
  5.   -   1 = BigTimeJohnson
  6.   -   4 = Men of Troy
  7.   - 51 = Fumblers
  8.   - 52 = FKA Favre
  9.   - 77 = My Team -
  10.   -112= Forgetting BM
Triple Digit Weeks (100+ pts)
  1. 5 = Skins2014 & Hunk Hoisters (Tie)
  2.  
  3. 4 = BigTimeJohnson
  4. 3 = Fumblers
  5. 2 = Troy, Favre, Jumbo, FBM & Ott (Tie)
  6.  
  7.  
  8.  
  9.  
  10. 1 = My Team -


Top Positional Scoring
Quarterback (Pts per week by starter)
  1. 22.6 = FKA Favre
  2. 21.5 = Hunk Hoisters
  3. 20.4 = Forgetting BM
  4. 19.5 = Team Ott
  5. 18.4 = Skins2014 & Troy (Tie)
  6.  
  7. 16.5 = Jumbo Gumbo
  8. 15.5 = My Team -
  9. 14.3 = Fumblers
  10. 10.0 = BigTimeJohnson
Runningback
  1. 29.0 = Hunk Hoisters
  2. 26.8 = BigTimeJohnson
  3. 26.4 = Skins2014
  4. 21.5 = My Team -
  5. 20.5 = Team Ott
  6. 20.4 = Fumblers
  7. 18.6 = Forgetting BM
  8. 14.6 = FKA Favre
  9. 14.3 = Men of Troy
  10. 11.6 = Jumbo Gumbo
Wide Receiver
  1. 33.5 = Jumbo Gumbo
  2. 33.3 = BigTimeJohnson
  3. 30.8 = Fumblers
  4. 30.4 = Forgetting BM
  5. 28.4 = Skins2014
  6. 28.1 = Team Ott
  7. 26.4 = Hunk Hoisters
  8. 25.8 = Men of Troy
  9. 24.4 = FKA Favre
  10. 20.9 = My Team -
Tight End
  1. 12.1 = Fumblers
  2. 11.4 = Skins2014
  3.   8.8 = Jumbo Gumbo
  4.   7.0 = Men of Troy
  5.   6.9 = Team Ott & BTJohnson (Tie)
  6.  
  7.   6.3 = Hunk Hoisters
  8.   5.8 = FKA Favre
  9.   5.6 = My Team -
  10.   4.0 = Forgetting BM
Flex
  1. 12.0 = Hunk Hoisters
  2.   9.1 = BigTimeJohnson
  3.   8.5 = Forgetting BM
  4.   8.3 = Skins2014
  5.   7.9 = Jumbo Gumbo
  6.   7.5 = Team Ott
  7.   7.3 = Men of Troy
  8.   6.5 = My Team -
  9.   6.3 = Fumblers
  10.   5.8 = FKA Favre
Defense
  1. 10.0 = BigTimeJohnson
  2.   9.8 = Skins2014
  3.   8.0 = Jumbo Gumbo
  4.   7.4 = My Team -
  5.   6.8 = Hunk Hoisters
  6.   6.6 = Men of Troy
  7.   5.3 = FKA Favre
  8.   4.1 = Forgetting BM
  9.   3.3 = Fumblers
  10.   2.1 = Team Ott
Kicker (aka: Weekly Coin Flip)
  1. 9.9 = Skins2014
  2. 9.6 = Fumblers
  3. 8.1 = Forgetting BM
  4. 7.9 = My Team - & BigTimeJohnson (Tie)
  5.  
  6. 7.5 = FKA Favre & Ott (Tie)
  7.  
  8. 7.3 = Men of Troy
  9. 6.6 = Hunk Hoisters
  10. 5.5 = Jumbo Gumbo

More Stats!
  • In the 20 interleague games (Fish v. Chips) each division has 10 wins.
  • Team BigTimeJohnson started 3-1 and averaged 125 points through the first 4 weeks.  The last 4 weeks he has averaged just 85 and gone 1-3.
  • The biggest blowout was week 3, Fumblers over FBM: an 88 point victory.
  • The Skins2014's worst game of the year was 90 points.
  • The average composite score this year is 96.11
  • After completion of week 6, Team Ott's D/ST position had scored him a total of 1 point.
  • The Hunk Hoisters have averaged over 102 points in his four losses.
  • The highest scoring matchup was week 4 Johnson & Hoisters: 272 points.
  • The lowest was Ott & Troy in week 8: 120 points.
  • Number of trades Team Ott has completed since he joined in 2010:  0.


Week 9 GOTW-  Forgetting BM (4-4) @ Jumbo Gumbo (5-3)
    Chips rivals Marshall & Gumbo go at in this weeks Game of the Week.  Marshall is surging and won his past 2 while Gumbo has dropped a pair after starting 5-1.  Marshall will be without his leader Matt Stafford who is on bye.  Gumbo is at relatively full strength.  Each team has had the higher score half of the first 8 weeks.  I like the Jumbo to pour some spicy chowder down the throat of team Marshall.  ..that means they win.
   
Heck, why not.  I'm feeling hot today.
-Hoisters over FKA Favre
-Men of Troy over BigTimeJohnson
-Ott over Fumblers
-Skins2014 over My Team -
  
[GOTW Prediction record = 6-2]

Saturday, October 26, 2013

I'm calling you out, Fumblers

     Who is team POOP now, Mr. Davis?   hmmmm?  hmmmm?!?
#kidhumor

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Week 7 Recap- Get the IR ready



    In a week riddled with injury, we've lost Reggie Wayne and most likely Jermichael Finley for the year already, with others such as Doug Martin, James Jones and Jay Cutler highly questionable.  With all the injuries and bye weeks to deal with, it has certainly been a battle of attrition that has decided many of our match ups.  Here's the rankings through 7 weeks.






Week 8 GOTW-  Hunk Hoisters (3-4) @ Jumbo Gumbo (5-2)
    The big soup battle the hunk in week 8 with the Gumbo at close to full strength.  The hoisters will have Andre Johnson, Arian Foster and Chris Johnson out for the bye.  Despite those odds, I like what this Hunk guy is trying to do and I'll say he throws down triple digits in a win this week versus the first place Gumbo.
[GOTW Prediction record = 4-2]

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Week 6 Recap- SkinsWillDOMINATEyou!2014


    Bells and whistles?  Tricks and shenanigans?  Ancient blasters and hokey religions?? The skins appear to be no hoax, no fad, and are moving up once again in our power rankings.  For the first time this year someone wins owner of the week twice in as many weeks.  A certain D. Davis..... wait, no thats too obvious.... David D.  is king of the week and earned another weekly trophy.





Week 7 GOTW-  TeamOtt (4-2) @ BigTimeJohnson (4-2)
    2 great 4-2 teams matchup for a cross-division rivalry.  I think Lynch has an off game and McCoy goes for 20 in a Johnson win Big-Time style.
[GOTW Prediction record = 4-1]

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Week 5 Recap- SkinsDidWin 2014


     The SkinsWillWin2014 made sure of a victory this weekend by putting up a masculine 153 points and deserve the headline for this week.  Romo outplayed Peyton Manning for 56 minutes and really upped his fantasy stock in the process.
     Quite a few good games this weekend including a 1 point victory by the 4-1 Jumbo Gumbo.  The Big Soup from Georgia is making the most of his points each week by winning small yet continuous, calculated victories.  But there are two sides to every story.  And the side you will hear today is that small, less heard voice coming from the losing locker room.  Yes head honcho for the Fumblers also made a powerful and moving statement regarding the razor-thin and 85-84 point outcome in the post-game press conference.
You could argue both deserved to win the football game.  I have had the privilege as the owner of this fantasy football program to face my players win or lose and look 'em in the eye and feel how proud I am of the work they put forth and the effort they gave tonight, AND TO MAKE A PLAY on the 1 yardline, WITH THEIR BACKS AGAINST THE WALL; CLEAR TO EVERYBODY AND HAVE IT TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM!!!   THATS HARD TO EXPRESS!!  YOU DON'T JUST PUT AN ARM AROUND A GUY AND TELL HIM ITS OKAY WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO HIM!!!!!  SO PROUD OF THE EFFORT MY KIDS GAVE TO WIN THIS FOOTBALL GAME TONIGHT!
     Not a dry eye to be found in the pressroom concluding the emotional and heartfelt speech from the Fumblers leader.  He is not available for further comment until conclusion of the pending litigation from Iowa State coach Paul Rhoads.


Week 6 GOTW-  SkinsWillWin2014 (3-2) @ FBM (2-3)
    ForgettingBrandonMarshall finds himself in a 2nd GoTW after winning his last.  This time against a tougher foe coming off a ridiculous 153 point outburst.  The thursday night game will play a huge role in determining this matchup's outcome.  I like the Skins this week thanks to cushy matchups for Romo, Morris and Davis.
[GOTW Prediction record = 3-1]

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Week 4 Recap- Johnson rises


    Team Ott and Jumbo Gumbo were the early story of the 2013 BTFF season.  Through 4 weeks, two other teams have taken their place as the Fumblers and BigTime Johnson now lead the Power Rankings.  Johnson made a raging comeback Sunday night vs. the Hoisters eek out a 4-point victory thanks to 64 points out of his last 3 starters.  The Fumblers have also stayed hot winning with 121 points.  Gumbo free falls 4 spots to #6 and Forgetting Brandon Marshall is now the cellar dweller.  

    This week's power rankings...




Week 5 GOTW-  My Team - (1-3) @ FBM (1-3)
What some are calling the toilet bowl will reward the winner with a respectable 2-3 record.  The dreaded minus will lose Greg Jennings and RG3-and-out to the bye.  Forgetting Brandon Marshall will have to forget #1 pick Doug Martin whom they also lose to the bye.  I like FBM, sans muscle hamster, in the battle of the poo.
[GOTW Prediction record = 2-1]

Its still early in the season, plenty of time to mess around before making that last-minute playoff run.