Weekly Recap (w1)

     The first week of the NFL season has flown by and all teams are now either undefeated or winless.  A few of our games were decided by the real Monday night affair including a huge monday night for the Fumblers.  Coach Davis' boys played inspired football Monday night to squeeze nearly 40 points out of two players and swing an 11 point victory.  Other impressive week one victories included team Ott and Favre who threw up triple digit scores.

WEEK 1: Awards

Owner of the week: My Team - (107pts)

"Nobody in football should be called a genius.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

                -Joe Theismann

       Well said Joe.  Unfortunately this also rings true about your beloved commissioner, who was far from Norman Einsteinian as he graded the minus' bunch of no-good misfits as the lowest group drafted in the league.  Coach Stammer quieted the critics by being the top scorer in week 1 and beating my team directly.  Ouch.   ... very ouch.

Player of the week: Matt Ryan, 31pts (Jumbo Gumbo)

Ryan was the no-doubt number one player during the first week leading the number two guy by 7 points.  The $11 dollar player played like Aaron Rodgers as he threw for 3 touchdowns and ran for another humbling the chiefs in Kansas City.

[Honorable Mention: Robert Griffin III, 24pts]

Double-take Award: Alfred Morris, 21pts (Team Favre) 

The unheralded rookie kicked off his career with a bang grabbing 96 yards rushing and 2 scores.  Morris has taken a stranglehold on the Redskins backfield and appears to have a bright future ahead of him.  Coach McConnell grabbed him for a buck at the end of his auction.

[Honorable Mention: Mark Sanchez, 20pts]

Coaching move of the week:  The Biggest Fumblers:  For starting the superhuman, Adrian Peterson week 1 after just 9 months removed from ACL surgery.  Peterson didn't just play in the game, but got the lions share of the carries, totaling 84 yards and 2 TDs.  All day's stock has just gone up. 

Special Teams Award: Matt Bryant, 17pts (Hunk Hoisters)

Bryant was perfect on four attempts Sunday in Kansas City.

[Honorable Mention: Jets D, 16pts] 

The Weekly Haha Award: DeAngelo Williams 0pts (Jumbo Gumbo)

Countless fantasy owners of D-Will around the nation salivated when they got word his counterpart, the Daily show would sit this week.  Williams proceeded to suck as he finished with 6 carries for negative one yard.

[Dishonorable Mention: Chris Johnson, 4pts]

==========================

I'll have a game of the week preview up soon if you want to stay tuned.  Go get em in week two fellas.  Good luck to those 0-1 teams.