Weekly Recap (w6)

Simply Ahmazing

Giants tailback Ahmad Bradshaw racks up 3 TDs Sunday 

Another week, another evasive maneuver for the undefeated Minus.  In week one it was an 87-87 tie.  In week 3, it was a 73-72 victory over the winless Wright On.  This week it was more of the same with an impressive 75-74 blowout over the newly dubbed "RIP Al Davis."  I should really start charging for name changes.  Sheesh.  In an equally anticipated matchup, Troy showed his total commitment to suckiness as team Wright On earned his first victory of the year in a matchup that had all the excitement of a colonoscopy.  Team Suck for Luck now has the upper hand on employing their namesake next season and with the loss has taken the banner of this year's Clorox Toilet Bowl Champion.  The Hunk Hoisters defeated the ConVicks in a high scoring affair, and the Biggest Fumblers picked up a game on Johnson 91-85.  Donkey Power may be the hottest team in the league as he improves his winning streak.  After loosing back-to-back games to start the season, DP is now 4-2.

WEEK 6: Awards

Owner of the week: The Hunk Hoisters (105pts)

In another week with byes, there were only 2 teams hitting triple digits and the Hunk Hoister's 105 was at the top.  Hunk has scored 100+ points in 5 of 6 weeks and is now in sole possession of second place.   

Player of the week: Ahmad Bradshaw, 30pts (ConVicks)

Over 100 yards and three 1-yard touchdown runs were nearly enough to give Ben the victory this week.  Bradshaw's 30 points moves him into the top ten in runningbacks for the season.

[Honorable Mention: Michael Turner, 25pts]

Turner clearly doesn't understand the philosophy that team Suck for Luck is trying to instill.  If Troy is as good an owner as I think he is, Turner will be properly reprimanded and score 8 this week.

Double-take Award: Rashard Mendenhall, 20pts (Donkey Power)

Not a lot of scoring this week meant not a lot of overachievers.  We'll just call this a redemption week for mendenhall as he finally plays like his owners have expected.  For now, Mendenhall has reestablished some credibility.  I don't even think I have an honorable mention in this category this week, unless you count some dude named Naaman Roosevelt who scored 12 points for Buffalo.  I think he deserves a double-take award just for being employed by the NFL

[Honorable Mention: , pts]

Coaching move of the week: The Biggest Fumblers

For starting the Bears D over Pittsburg.  The move gave him an extra 6 points and he wonby 6. (91-85.)      

Special Teams Award: Jets D, 21pts (ConVicks)

I had the unmistakable pleasure of playing the NY Jets Defense this week.  Darrell Revis had at least 10 of these points by himself and was an absolute beast that terrorized Matt More and the Dolphins offense.  

[Honorable Mention: Billy Cundiff, 20 pts] 

In his quest to play for every team in the NFL, former bulldog Billy Cundiff went 5 for 5 on field goals this week, this time for the Baltimore Ravens.  Cundiff labeled himself "disapointed" after the NFL trade deadline came and gone without any action for Billy. Go Drake!

The Weekly Haha Award: Jermichael Finley, 2pts (Hunk Hoisters)

Finley has been awesome at times this year, but has also had plenty of flops among various weeks.  This was one of the later, as Finley was barely a factor in a game where Aaron Rodgers lit up the field.

[Dishonorable Mention: Roddy White 2pts]

==========================

I haven't made a trade in almost ten days and I'm suffering withdraw.  ..maybe a quarterback this time.